So this funny thing happened.
I'm still just trying to check my calculations, and verify that I didn't slip into another dimension, but my all my tests confirm an accuracy rate of about 99.99999343% that I do actually now work at Valve Corporation.
I think it would be pointless to explain details about how this classifies as both insanely brilliant and ridiculously exciting. I am in for a real treat... or a head explosion, depending on how I choose to handle the constant tidal wave of daily brilliance and genius. This is a very special place indeed, and its going to challenge the crap out of me. Just how I like it.
My friends, I shall keep you informed!